Since it's award season, it seems as though many people are obsessed with celebrities more than they usually are. I'll be honest - I'm still fangirling over Daily Grace, and I don't have time for anyone else.
Below are some people whose Kool Aid I'm just not drinking.
1. Be-yonnn-sayyyy
Oh, go ahead and punch me. Did I love Destiny's Child when I was younger? Of course. I even like some of her songs since she's been a solo artist. I'll fully admit to listening to, "Me, Myself, and I" on repeat when I was 19 and going through a break up. But lately? I can't handle her.
Like this picture for example:
2. Justin Timberlake
Hear me out! I love Justin, I do. What I don't love are his new songs - like, at all. I'm hoping they will grow on me, but don't hold your breath. Also, his performance from this year's Grammys:
Reminded me an awful lot of this performance from last year:
You know what Kool Aid foundation I have been frequenting? The one that belongs to Bruno Mars.
I think the T. Swift apocalypse is finally happening. People are starting to see her for what she truly is: a huge slut. I'm not saying she's having sex with every guy she "dates" - but I am saying that she should probably stop making stupid music videos, and get herself tested.
And if this ever happens again:
Are you drinking their Kool Aid?
I can't stand Taylor Swift!! What I hate the most is her whole "omg, you guys really like me? I can't believe I won another award" blah, blah, blah act. She's so fake and annoying and after 1,349 guys...guess what? It's you, not them.
ReplyDeleteCan I add one to your list? Justin Bieber. He was on SNL this past weekend... and I couldn't stop rolling my eyes. A scrawny little kid trying to wear muscle tanks? Grabbing his crotch every two seconds to make sure it's still there? Ugh.
ReplyDeletep.s. I'm obsessed with Daily Grace too, she's so funny!
I'm drinking... actually, chugging.. all of this Kool-Aid.
ReplyDeleteEspecially JT. ESPECIALLY.
I will try and look past this. ;)
Beyonce and Taylor? Meh... I will say that Taylor should fuck all those hot guys while she can. Slut it up, girl. Enjoy yourself before you decide kids are a fun idea.
ReplyDeleteJustin? Heyyyy. I never jumped on the JT train in the 90s because I was not the boy band type. But he started to grow on me a bit when with his solo stuff. Then the Dick in the Box thing - and THEN Friends with Benefits. HE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, which, seals the deal for me.
Beyonce and Taylor? Meh... I will say that Taylor should fuck all those hot guys while she can. Slut it up, girl. Enjoy yourself before you decide kids are a fun idea.
ReplyDeleteJustin? Heyyyy. I never jumped on the JT train in the 90s because I was not the boy band type. But he started to grow on me a bit when with his solo stuff. Then the Dick in the Box thing - and THEN Friends with Benefits. HE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, which, seals the deal for me.
Exuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
ReplyDeleteyou liked Taylor Swift in October.
we're in our first fight.
SHAYYY!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI hate T Swift. I refer to her as the alien country baby.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce = yuck.
ReplyDeleteespecially when she screams out those dreadful songs of hers.
JT = hmmmm. not even heard his new song yet.
the only think I will say is that when I was at college (age 18) me and my best friend (on valentines day, single and shitfaced) danced to his song bringing sexy back. And I can say for certain that we were definetely not bringing sexy back to anywhere.
One of my finest moments.
Taylor Swift = totally don't get that either, but hey ho, can't blame a slut for trying!!!
I'm sipping on the T.Swift haterade. I've never been a big fan. Ok, that's a lie. I used to like her but the more popular she's become, the less I like her. And by popular I mean dating boys.
ReplyDeleteNew follower here! Can't help but agree 100% with this post. I love Justin but really.... lame song.
ReplyDeleteI still haven't bothered to listen to the new Timberlake album. And I've never much cared for Be-yonnn-sayyy (love the way you wrote that).
ReplyDeleteDon't EVEN get me started on that hooker Taylor Swift. Vomit. Her music isn't even good.
the justin performance = the bruno mars performance
ReplyDeletethat was my EXACT thought when I saw it!!!
i love him and i was disappointed. with the songs and copycat performance.
but, like you - i just keep hoping it will grow on me.
I used to be a T Swift fan, but barf barf barf. She makes me sick now. What 20something moans and groans about boys like a fifteen year old?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that Swifty's true colors are coming out. I've hated her since day 1!
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of Beyonce, but not necessarily her. She hasn't wowed me since Single Ladies.
I heard part of one of JT's new songs. Not impressed. But then again, I have really high standards for him right now.
T Swift is breaking my heart.
ReplyDeleteOnce she goes country again I will maybe like her again.
JT's new music is also breaking my heart.
Why am I so hung up on the old stuff?
Oh yeah, cause that's why they got famous in the first place. It was actually GOOD.
Hahaha...she's dead. She really did look like an idiot. I don't hate any of these but I'm definitely not conducting the trains for any either.
ReplyDeleteBut Bruno?! Seriously Alissa? He's shorter than my pinky finger.
I hate Taylor Swift so much I can't even see right now. SO MUCH HATRED.
ReplyDeleteI HATE Taylor Swift. So friggin much. I want to punch her in the face, and the uterus. So she can never, ever procreate. Like ever.
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