But there is one person that I can't help but think of when I reminisce about the good ole days.
When I first started working at the store, I was a senior in high school, and dating this idiot. I worked at the store for 3 years, and in the course of that time, I broke up with my high school boyfriend and had a string of random guys I hung out with. One being the sailor.
Another being Giuseppe...or as he called himself, Joey Scissors.
The card store was close to mall salon. You know...the one you don't go unless you are desperate, because odds are you're going to get a horrible haircut. The salon was family owned by a big Italian family, and the sons aka Joey and his brothers, worked there.
The first time Joey came into the store, it was to buy a card. I don't think he ever came in to buy a card again. He'd stop by a lot to hang out - like I said, this wasn't a busy mall - sometimes he would bring his niece (I think? Or nephew?) with him because us girls are suckers for babies, you know?
Guys, I was in love. IN LOVE. He was a full blooded Italian, who spoke the language fluently. He would often say things to me I didn't understand, but who cares? It was amazing. We exchanged numbers, started talking on the phone, and hung out outside of work a few times. He told me that he learned to cut hair in jail and that's where he got his nickname, "Joey Scissors."
I was too afraid to ask if he was joking.
About three or four months into our flirtationship, a girl who was working as the receptionist at the salon found out that Joey had a "serious girlfriend back home." Back home being - you guessed it - Brooklyn. Um, Brooklyn, Joey? What happened to Italy? Our love affair was over.
I power walked the mall 4 times to blow off steam. I changed wall displays in one day, instead of taking the entire weekend to do it. When he called and asked me to hang out, I said I was busy.
I never confronted him about it. And I'm pretty sure I still
Until yesterday. When I Facebook stalked the shit out of him. Let's just say that I dodged a bullet.
A big, fat, bullet.
I guess this post wasn't so much about the card store, but I love talking about the guys I used to hang out with. Have I ever told you about Bookstore Boy? Just you wait for that one.
Have a great weekend! I won't be here on Monday, but check back Tuesday for something special.
AHH, SCRIBS AND GIGS. I used to troll around in there waiting to go to the movies when I had run out of coins to throw in the fountain. I miss the old days when it was 'CCM; and not this 'CPC' bullshiz.
ReplyDeleteLiterally cracking up at you spending time with an ex-con named Joey Scissors. You HAVE to send me a picture of this guy. You HAVE TO.
I was madly, passionately, in love with one of the mail room guys at my job in Vermont. I used to order stuff from Amazon and have it shipped to my office just so he would bring it to my desk. Once, we were making conversation over the Kureig and he told me he was taking the following Friday off of work to look at wedding venues with his fiancee. BUZZKILL.
Haha. Don't you love when you look back and can laugh at the idiot who did you wrong! It's a good feeling.
ReplyDeletehaha i love the nicknames! we used to do that in college, everyone had a nickname...including the nicest NICEST guy (who, unfortunately for him, i just didn't feel a spark for) who got the nickname "vomit boy"... natty ice will do that to you, poor guy. my car was never the same. ;)
ReplyDeleteLove this story! Some of my exes are not on Facebook so I can't stalk them to see what kind of bullet I dodged.
ReplyDeletebahaha Brooklyn Joey. Not nearly as cool. I once dated a guy who was 6'9. and I LOVED him. But his pesonality sucked. I only liked him because for once in my life I felt tiny. my 6 foot tall self felt tiny.
ReplyDeleteBut then he got a little too persistant with trying to get me to take some sleeping pills. so I stopped talking to him. But not after I hung (made) out with him a few more times.
I'm really lucky I met Landon.... I dated some real creeps. haha
look at me blogging in the morning again. I missed this.
Bahaha!! That is amazing!! There is nothing better than stalking an ex and realizing that you won. Just in life in general-you won.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA, Joey Scissors...what a creepy nickname. It makes him sound like a serial killer.
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love it when you realize you've dodged a bullet? I haven't found a single ex-boyfriend or ex-crush yet that didn't make me SO thankful I didn't marry them. They're all either fat or bald (not to hate on the bald guys, but these are not attractive bald guys!). Or both.
"check back for something special"
ReplyDeletebetter be a vlog.
anyways. by a big fat bullet, do you just mean a fat ass?
Damn, I was hoping you would post the picture!
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This is THE BEST. I lost it when you said you power walked the mall. Incredible. I'm picturing the whole thing!! I second Kelsey, SEND ME THE PICTURES.
ReplyDeletePlease tell us about Bookstore Boy! There's nothing more fun than hearing about old boy toys.
Joey Scissors! What a shit. He probably can't even cut bangs.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for bookstore boy!
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wow...thank goodness for Facebook (especially when they are not private) and you can see what you're NOT missing!! haha Joey Sissors what a name!! Bookstore boy sounds promising!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha Joey Scissors. That's too much! Don't you kind of love it when you find old friends on facebook and it makes you feel grateful that things happened the way they did?!
ReplyDeleteI love hearing about your crazy card store days. I also love crazy-ex stories. Isn't it so gratifying when you stalk an ex and realize how lucky you are that you avoided that shit???
ReplyDeleteJoey Scissors is a pretty legit prison name. I didn't realize the streets of Mechanicville were so rough.