The Never Have I Ever vlog! 17 minutes edited down to 5 and some change.
Thank you to everyone who sent in questions...comments...whatever...!
Also, don't forget that tonight is Michelle's virtual birthday party on Google Hangout! If you've already RSVP'd, I will see you later. If you aren't joining us, I hate you.
I started the video and got looks from everybody when you said "waxed my hoo-ha." I was dying, they were mortified. moral of the story is, I will watch this on my lunch break with headphones. but my day is already made.
also, I had a dream I missed our Google hangout tonight because I was at wal-mart. I woke up all kinds of stressed out.
"had sex with a horse, maybe Whitney has." MAYBE! But I'll never tell. Unless I play this game, in which case I'd have to take a drink. Because I haven't.
Oh god I need to get myself situated and comfy with a bag of popcorn for this thing. SO excited. Even though I suck and never gave you a thing nor am I hanging out with you tonight. Boo. But I did get my new Mac so I cannnn at the next one! Boom
I was lying in bed this morning, unable to sleep. Upset about that fact and then I remembered you said this was going up, and boom. I was here.
watching, laughing, choking at waxing your cats. Listen. Sam started to talk about ME which is an awesome subject and you cut her off, therefor we are fighting.
I have a dream that one day I can wear a thong and not want to die. I think it's my lot in life to have a constant wedgie.
I've never gotten a downstairs wax either. Never will. No way. My mom used to force me to get my eyebrows waxed in high school. It's not pleasant, but not horrible. And then one lady waxed my chin WITHOUT PERMISSION. A surprise waxing. I don't know why she did it. I went home and cried.
I started the video and got looks from everybody when you said "waxed my hoo-ha." I was dying, they were mortified. moral of the story is, I will watch this on my lunch break with headphones. but my day is already made.
ReplyDeletealso, I had a dream I missed our Google hangout tonight because I was at wal-mart. I woke up all kinds of stressed out.
"had sex with a horse, maybe Whitney has."
DeleteMAYBE!
But I'll never tell. Unless I play this game, in which case I'd have to take a drink. Because I haven't.
just thought I'd clear that up.
Delete"None of them have been professionally waxed."
ReplyDeleteDying.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR THIS
ReplyDeleteI love it, I love it, I love it.
Especially the part when you said your pussycats have never been waxed. I died. DIED.
SEE YA IN A FEW HOURS
Oh god I need to get myself situated and comfy with a bag of popcorn for this thing. SO excited. Even though I suck and never gave you a thing nor am I hanging out with you tonight. Boo. But I did get my new Mac so I cannnn at the next one! Boom
ReplyDeleteSo I can't make this google hangout tonight. Hate me.
ReplyDeletehate jes.
DeleteHands down the meanest thing you have ever said.
ReplyDeleteExplain this to me, because clearly I don't remember.
DeleteI was lying in bed this morning, unable to sleep. Upset about that fact and then I remembered you said this was going up, and boom. I was here.
ReplyDeletewatching, laughing, choking at waxing your cats. Listen. Sam started to talk about ME which is an awesome subject and you cut her off, therefor we are fighting.
Oh bliss, you're hilarious. So funny. So funny.
YES. Oh, and I LOVE YOU TOO.
ReplyDeleteI have a dream that one day I can wear a thong and not want to die. I think it's my lot in life to have a constant wedgie.
I've never gotten a downstairs wax either. Never will. No way. My mom used to force me to get my eyebrows waxed in high school. It's not pleasant, but not horrible. And then one lady waxed my chin WITHOUT PERMISSION. A surprise waxing. I don't know why she did it. I went home and cried.
TONIGHT TWO HOURS OMG.
Gold. Pure gold.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'd be totally wasted with all the waxing questions. Wax it all off. For life. HA SO GROSS OMG.
ReplyDeleteI am glad that I could contribute to Sam's drunken state.
ReplyDeleteAnd my favorite part of this video was you talking about your cats. So sick, but so, so, so funny. Love it to pieces.