OKAY, FINE. I used to eat whatever shit Bravo was cooking that day. I didn't care what it was.
In all seriousness, I did enjoy the show (mostly because of Brad) and watched it religiously. I finally caught up with last week's season premiere, and there are some things we need to discuss.
1. Rodger is not straight.
I'm sorry, but you don't go from this...
...without thinking, "Hmm...someone put on their sassy pants, and decided they like boys now."
2. Mandana? What's your real name, sweetie?
I never thought it was humanly possible to be scared of someone's eyebrows, but I am. Did anyone else catch them? Here's a picture to remind you:
And since her bangs never move, I just assume that they are somehow attached to her eyebrows. That has to be the case, right? I also think they are made out of your mom's chest hair.
3. Skyler - Baby, I was born this way?
Rachel tricked us all by giving her child a unisex name. Is it a boy? A girl? Is she trying to turn her husband and her baby into the next ambiguously gay duo? I'm not sure what's going on here, but this kid is giving Shiloh Jolie Pitt a run of her (his?) money.