OKAY, FINE. I used to eat whatever shit Bravo was cooking that day. I didn't care what it was.
In all seriousness, I did enjoy the show (mostly because of Brad) and watched it religiously. I finally caught up with last week's season premiere, and there are some things we need to discuss.
1. Rodger is not straight.
I'm sorry, but you don't go from this...
...to this...
...without thinking, "Hmm...someone put on their sassy pants, and decided they like boys now."
2. Mandana? What's your real name, sweetie?
I never thought it was humanly possible to be scared of someone's eyebrows, but I am. Did anyone else catch them? Here's a picture to remind you:
And since her bangs never move, I just assume that they are somehow attached to her eyebrows. That has to be the case, right? I also think they are made out of your mom's chest hair.
3. Skyler - Baby, I was born this way?
Rachel tricked us all by giving her child a unisex name. Is it a boy? A girl? Is she trying to turn her husband and her baby into the next ambiguously gay duo? I'm not sure what's going on here, but this kid is giving Shiloh Jolie Pitt a run of her (his?) money.
I've never seen her show, but judging by the photos you posted...pretty sure you're spot on with everything. Gay, terrifying eyebrows with glued-on bangs, and what gender is that kid, anyway?
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ReplyDeleteI don't watch this show but I probably will now.
ReplyDeleteI do not watch this show, but I am sad for that poor child and their life that will certainly be filled with gender ambiguity-based mental problems!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG. I haven't seen the season premiere yet, but I've seen every other show so I'm well versed in the Zoe chaos. I CANNOT get over Rodger's hair!!! Does he not understand how ridiculous he looks? And skyler. Yikes. Just yikes.
ReplyDeleteI have hated HATED MANdana since day 1.
Also, I just noticed your new blog tagline. It's amazing!
ReplyDeleteYou're amazing. This is hilarious. Roger is gay. Stop trying to make maj happen. It's not going to happen. Also...eat something besides starbucks.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what this show is. or who these people are. but I was scared of the eyebrow as soon as I saw it.
ReplyDeletealso, your blog design is coming along beautifully.
Two gay men made a baby. that's what happened here.
ReplyDeletethis might offend people, huh.
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Haha, this post! I do watch this show sometimes, just because I love anything Bravo shows me. But I do have to say, when she was preggo, she was TINY. Like unnaturally tiny, I couldn't even see her baby bump, it was bizarre. And she doesn't eat. And she doesn't sleep. And how she had a baby was just beyond me.
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I do not watch the show, but you can bet your sweet ambiguously gay duo quote that I'm going to start, right. meow.
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I die.... no but really i confess it's one of my shows! but mandana's eye brow does give me the skibbies!
ReplyDeleteI don't watch, however I will request that you keep a running commentary for the entire season. I imagine it is substantially more entertaining anyhow.
ReplyDeleteDIE. I DIE FOR THIS SHOW. Rodger. Good god. Him and Joey are totally a couple. TOTALLY. I miss Brad and Taylor. Okay, mostly Taylor.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I thought when watching the premiere was, "She HAS to be on drugs. Who talks like that? Or thinks like that? Oh yeah...a person on drugs". All of those people are just WEIRDOS. I loved Brad AND Taylor during the show's first season, and now it's doo-doo.
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