Let's play a little game called, "What's Worse?"
What's worse than having to throw away all of your make up because you have ringworm?
I'll tell you...
Having to then throw away all of that new make up because you have PINK EYE.
Guys, I swear I shower. I swear I wash my hands, clothes, sheets, etc. I'm not a scummer.
I was in an elementary school classroom for work last week, so I'm thinking that's where I picked it up.
With that said, I left Syracuse Saturday morning instead of getting day drunk at the parade.
What's worse than having to leave early and not enjoy my weekend?
I'll tell you...
Getting a speeding ticket on the way home.
Oh lord. I just started laughing, you know? I'm pretty sure the cop thought I was bat shit crazy, but I couldn't stop laughing. And the whole time he's talking to me, the bag of vodka soaked gummy bears was sitting on my passenger's seat.
What a weekend.
But it's okay, because it's a new week and we have big plans this week, don't we? If you haven't already gone over to Tiff's blog to wish her a happy birthday, do it now. And if you haven't already signed up to join Michelle's virtual birthday party on Thursday, DO IT NOW.
Excuse me while I disinfect my entire office.
How was your weekend?
My little brother used to get ring worm ALL THE TIME...and he wasn't allowed to be a dirty kid having two older sisters. He kept getting it from baseball practice. The kids were just passing it around via the equipment. So, you are correct in blaming the children...haha. I don't think it's in any way a reflection of your personal hygiene.
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I want to laugh, but I feel bad. Scratch that, I'm laughing.
ReplyDeleteWHAT A NIGHTMARE, I am so sorry! The makeup thing is such a bummer, holy crap. That junk is SO expensive and I only buy it a couple times a year-- and not everything at once, either! The speeding ticket is the cherry on top. Or the vodka gummy bear on top, if you want to think of it like that.
It can only go up from here! I'm counting down the (work) hours until our Hangout!!!
I don't think I would have laughed. I would have screamed. Like a fucking spider monkey on heat..
ReplyDeleteYou are a better woman than I am...
hahaha, i feel bad too but i couldnt help but laugh when i read it! hope youre feeling better this morning!
ReplyDeletewow, sorry.. that does not sound like a good weekend!
ReplyDeletethat sounds like the worst thing ever. You probably got it from eating hot dog spaghetti. Because I think just the name of that dish gives diseases.
ReplyDeleteI had no internet all weekend. And now I'm here at work on my dinosaur computer using it like a relapsing addict. that's not worse than pink eye, but I'm saying I can relate to your crappy weekend because I had to entertain myself like they did in the olden days. aka, solitaire.
Why didn't you just bat your pink eye at him and warn him that if he gave you a ticket you'd infect him?!? Bad plan?
ReplyDeleteChris probably farted on your pillow. Or one of the cats. Or it was the children. Classrooms are cesspools of disgusting. My mom teaches at an elementary school and it grosses me out.
ReplyDeleteOh man...what a crap weekend. I hope you made good use of those gummy bears...
ReplyDeleteI've never had pink eye or ringworm but I feel for you. I'm sure you picked it up from one of those germ infested kids. Blech!
ReplyDeleteYou failed to mention the speeding ticket. Ah, that sucks. The rummybears next to you or I guess vodkabears next to you.. oh you clever s.o.b.
ReplyDeletesorry about the pink eye.
but mostly I'm just sorry you have cats, I know it was those bastards that gave it to you.
thats pure crap. and im sorry. i laughed, but im sorry.
ReplyDeleteim also thankful. thankful that you didnt step foot anywhere near my home, or a bus full of drunk wine-tourers.
i mean, we agreed you wouldnt puke, or get a bloody nose but i didnt think i had to worry about pink eye!
hope it disappears real soon!
A speeding ticket too?! Oh Alissa. I am so sorry. It's so awful it's funny. And I LOVE that those gummy bears were right next to you! Hilarious. But really, get better!! I need you around.
ReplyDeleteTotally got pink eye the first month I was au pairing and all I could think was well, this is sick! Feel better!
ReplyDeleteomg!! i am so sorry!! that stinks!! I work in junior high and have never gotten anythign other than flu/cold from my kiddos...little stinkers, still sucks!! Get better soon and hey on the bright side another shopping trip right?
ReplyDeleteP.s- I ahve Tiffany's 30th bday party recap on my blog...hilarious facial expressions from JMeow's mom :)
Oh no! What a horrible week that must have been. Well let's hope this week brings you one good stuff right after another. =)
ReplyDeleteoh god what a week! This is the kind of thing you laugh about over drinks with a bunch of friends saying things like "seriously. you can't make this stuff up!" It can only go up from here, girlfriend!
ReplyDeleteThank God you still have your boozeybears. Confiscation of those suckers would have made life unbearable.
ReplyDeleteLook, if you're going to get infectious diseases on the reg, now would be a good time to find an attractive Dr in his early to mid-forties. I am convinced that the McDreamy's and McSteamy's of the world are really out there, we just haven't found the right family practice yet. This is your chance.
This week is going to be much, much, much better.
I hope your eyes are better!!
ReplyDeleteRingworm AND pink eye?!?!
ReplyDeleteOh girl...I hope you ate a lot of good food and drank alot of yumminess, because that's what I would've done if that happened to me! Good thing the cop didn't steal your gummi bears.