As for this week's topic, let me just say that death - my death - is the leading cause of all of my panic attacks. Ask Sam. She almost had to call 911 when we went to see Brokeback Mountain a few years ago. No, not because my main man, Jake Gyllenhaal, was playing catcher. Because I had one tiny thought about dying, and I freakin lost it in the movie theater.
But the best way to get over your fears is to face them, right? So, here we go...
|Undated photo of Maeve sent to male prospects in New York City.|
Maeve is survived by her parents and her younger sister, Felicia. Maeve's younger brother, Jack, was a fellow passenger on the Titanic and tragically lost his life as well. It should be noted that despite the fact that Maeve is deceased, she is still pissed that Jack's new girlfriend, Rose, let go. A small memorial service will be held at the Dawson home on April 21st. BYOB.
Oh, you guys didn't know that I died on the Titanic in a past life? Well, now you do.